2/14/2014

Dear James Franco,

Happy Valentine's Day!

I had to work both jobs today (as usual), but I went all super-creative whilst at the bookstore and decided I would create a graphic novel! Not to brag, but you remember how well my stick-figure coloring books were received back in 2006, I'm sure. It was only a matter of time before the world begged for more.

Anyway, here's the teaser for James Franco: Vampire Rockstar. Hope you like it!

Looks good, no? I shall charge $50 a book, which will (obviously) be considered a steal to the educated consumer.

Unrelated, but soon-to-be-Dr. Rambo brought cookies to my nemesis and me today. That, my friend, is a pretty cool sentence. Also, the cookies are delicious. 

Hope you had a lovely Valentine's Day!

Your friend,

Mandy

2/3/2014

Dear James Franco,

You from 2013 says heeeeeeeey.

Sprang brake foreva,

Mandy

2/1/2014

Dear James Franco,

So. Thanks to my stupid illness and the fact that I imbibed far too much cough syrup the past few days to make wise decisions (or even function correctly), I did not end up being able to purchase tickets to your poetry discussion here in Chicago in a few weeks. 

TRAVESTY. 

I feel terrible, especially since you are only coming to Chicago because of how much I've been hounding you to visit. Bah. I'm a terrible friend, and I apologize. I do hope you'll still stay at my apartment, and -- of course -- if you'd like to add me to your personal guest list for the event, why, of course I wouldn't say no. No pressure. 

I tried to convince Heather at work that you should come do a book signing with us. She was surprisingly receptive:

Have your people call our people. 

Heather and I also discussed whether or not you play the ukulele (did I mention I'm teaching myself how to play??). The consensus, also reached with Leah, was "...probably."

Your friend,

Mandy