dear james franco
Friday, February 14, 2014
2/14/2014
Monday, February 3, 2014
Saturday, February 1, 2014
2/1/2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
1/30/14
Dear James Franco,
So, your girl is sick. :(
Being sick, I decided at 8:45 pm that I needed Sprite and froyo. You know, normal sick stuff. When I went to get on the blue line, I was accosted by a singular Mormon youth -- which seemed more and more troubling to me the farther I wandered on the platform (where was the elder's companion? Had he been pushed in front of a train??).
Then I got on a train, where I watched a little blonde girl con strangers out of their money without having to give them any of the candy she was "selling for school." She was slick, and frankly neither cute nor young enough to get away with it -- more power to her. Maybe she has some of your unquantifiable charisma??
Anyhow, I got my junk food without further incident -- but just as I went to get back on the subway, I began to feel a sneeze attack coming on. There was a gent of considerable girth and age also going down into the subway, perhaps half a flight of stairs ahead of me, and as I paused at the top of the steps and began sneezing, he yelled behind him without looking, "BLESS YOU!", then proceeded to leap down the last three stairs of the flight, yelling "EEYAAUGH!" in a tone which can only be explained as one of proud triumph. He began normally walking down the next flight of stairs, then REPEATED THIS LEAPING/YELLING COMBO.
He instantly became one of the best humans ever.
Almost as awesome as you. Do you ever leap down stairs? Betcha do.
You're coming to my city in a few weeks! Let's get dranks. Yay!
Your friend,
Mandy
Saturday, January 11, 2014
1/11/2014.2
1/11/2014
Three things I love:
1) My birthday
2) Broadway shows
3) Your acting
SO GUESS WHAT. On Friday, April 11, those things COULD ALL COMBINE into THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING NIGHT EVER.
I just need like $400 to get back to NYC that weekend and buy a super-sweet ticket to the show. That's over half a month's rent for me, but I bet it's like what you spend on toothpaste per week or something (Oh, you silly rich person!).
Can you even imagine a better way for me to spend my last birthday that's going to matter before I turn too old to celebrate birthdays anymore?!?!
ME NEITHER.
I MEAN. IT IS A FRIDAY NIGHT. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THAT LUCK?!
Sarah (you remember her) and I think that this should really happen, and I'd love for you to feel involved. Would you contribute to an indiegogo campaign if I started one? Or would just a plain Paypal transfer be more convenient?
Your friend,
Mandy