Dear James Franco,
Yesterday, I wore my glasses outside for the first time in months and instantly regretted it. When one wears glasses outside in Chicago in winter, and then goes inside an establishment, the lenses of the eyewear immediately fog up, thus becoming completely ineffective as vision assistance devices.
Anyway, I sent out my frustrations to the universe, of course, by way of shaking my fist and cursing the heavens. I'm pretty sure you heard me, because today you posted this on instagram:
Solidarity.
Best. Penpal. Ever.
Your friend,
Mandy

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