12/30/2013

Dear James Franco,

Do you ever find yourself becoming overwhelmed by very simple tasks?

Just now, I began attempting to get ready for the day (yes, it's 2 pm - stop judging me, Franco). Like any normal human, I began by trying to pick out a pair of socks. However, unlike other humans, I ended this production by standing in the middle of my room, clutching seven cardigans to my bare chest and screaming, "DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!" 

I know you can relate, because you get me. 

...Or maybe not. Your morning selfie today on instagram looked blissfully relaxed. 

You jerk. 

Your friend,

Mandy